Here is the latest information from the rumor mill. In an attempt to one up Tony Romo, whom you all know is dating Jessica Simpson, Terrell Owens will start dating Britney Spears. Against all odds, they will end up having a well adjusted, completely sane child. Followed by a second child who will turn out to be the anti-Christ and will be named Damien Spears-Owens.
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