If you're looking for a great business opportunity, I've got one for you. Misfortune cookies. They are like fortune cookies, but the fortunes are all bad. It's unrealistic that all fortunes would be good. That's why with misfortune cookies, you would get fortunes such as:
The food you ate was poisoned, you will die in 20 minutes.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You will be fired in 3 weeks.
Financial ruin is imminent.
The Masons are secretly controlling the world.
Elvis isn't really dead and he stole your identity.
There's a good start for your new business. Once you make your first million, be sure to send me a box of the cookies.