Yes, the Navy is planning on having anti-terrorism dolphins and sea lions patrol the waters around Naval Sub Base Bangor. I'm certain that this must be one of the biggest terrorist targets because, well, uh, they have, uh, I'm not sure why it would be a target. But it's still kind of fun anyway to have a variety of aquatic mammals protecting us.
In other news, apparently women are turned on by sweaty guys. This news comes just in time for me to stop showering before Valentines day. If I can get a good quality stink going, I might be able to get myself a Valentines date afterall. Thank you UC Berkeley, I guess you hippies really are good for something.
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