Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Britney Spears Update

According to TMZ, Britney is back in rehab again. Hopefully this stay will be longer than 24 hours. This may well mean an end to her increasingly bizarre behavior. No more sex tapes. No more public head shaving. No more revealing photos. No more drunken debauchery with Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. No more letting her infant chauffeur her around. No more marriages to redneck morons. If this stint in rehab takes, the death watch may need to be called off.

*** Update to the update ***

Apparently Britney is unable to spend longer than 24 hours in rehab in one stretch. She's back out again today. She's making a strong case for losing custody of her kids.

5 comments:

Shawn said...

Even with a drug habit, no hair, being used up by wiggers/creepy boy band dudes and having two kids...I can safely say I'd still hop on that. Just shelvis here, not f**kin' Superman.
Shelvis

Anonymous said...

I hope she recovers soon
www.britjeanspears.org

Unknown said...

My faith in humanity is restored. Thank you Shelvis.

Anonymous said...

i heard she shaved her head this time because k-fed was going to order a hair sample for drug use and try to get custody

Unknown said...

Now that is an interesting theory. I hadn't heard that one, but it makes some sense. Except that repeatedly checking into and out of rehab doesn't help keep up the illusion that she isn't on drugs.