Scooters

Someone, who shall remain anonymous for his own protection, has been trying to talk me into buying a scooter. Though my hatred of high gas prices is pretty strong, it still isn't to the point that I can see myself putting around town on a scooter. While it has always been a dream of mine to roll into Sturgess on a scooter purely for entertainment purposes, I can't really imagine owning one. Is it possible to look cool on a scooter? Let me change that. Is it possible to not look like a total dork on a scooter? I'm not sure that my fragile ego could take that kind of blow at this point in my life. So the question to all you readers out there, and I'm pretty sure there is at least 1 of you: what would it take to get you on a scooter? And if you want one, I can put you in touch with somebody.

Should a grown man really be on one of these?