Caffeinated Donuts

This just in: scientists have not been able to cure cancer, but they have been able to invent a caffeine filled donut. Each donut has the same amount of caffeine as 2 cups of coffee. On a personal note, I love coffee and prefer my caffeine in that format, but I would still be willing to give the donuts a shot. I'm not sure if this is something Starbucks will get behind or not since it will probably cut into coffee sales, but then again, if it will get non coffee drinkers into their stores, I'm sure they'd be all for it. And it occurs to me that I have not yet had any coffee today so I better sign off and go get some.