Quote of the Day

"If the roller coaster is broken down, they don't close the amusement park." - Ron 'tater salad' White

At first this may not sound that funny, but when you understand the context, that he was talking about his wife having PMS, it becomes much more amusing. Especially when he follows that up with, "if they did, there'd be a lot of people standing outside the fence saying 'but the log ride's still working'"