Scott The Movie

Now this is something that I'm a little embarrassed to say I've put a little to much thought into, but here it is anyway. So the big question is: when they make the movie about my life, who will get the coveted role of Scott? Obviously, the first names to come to mind will be Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger. But, while Brad is a fine actor, I'm not sure he has the dynamic range to fully capture my personality. And Arnold is a close physical approximation, but I feel that most people will have trouble getting past the accent. Besides, with the governor gig he's got now, I'm not sure he'd have the time.

So what this leads me to is an actor that I'm not sure many people would think of, Owen Wilson. Granted he doesn't look much like me, and he talks a lot more, but I think he's got the right sense of humor. Plus, even though he is a lot more verbose than me, he is not gregarious and has that quiet, low key demeanor that I am known for. He would have to grow his hair out more though.

I haven't yet decided whether to cast Jessica Alba or Eva Mendes as my love interest yet. Perhaps there should be more than one. Yes, I think that would be the smart move, so both shall now be in the movie.

Several more roles have yet to be cast, so if you are going to be in the movie, submit your suggestions. I will say now though, that no one will be playing them self. That never works out. I think William Shatner will be playing the role of Pat, seeing as how they have similarly misplaced egos. Devon, my nemesis, will be played by Michael Moore, whom he is only slightly more annoying than. I'm thinking Jeff Bridges for the role of Shelvis. Maybe Wayne Brady for the role of Wayne. The Molitor will be played by Chris Rock. Lyndsay will be played by Lindsay Lohan. And since I am obviously out of ideas, I'll stop now.