Crazy Man

I don't know why I'm so entertained by this story, but I am. The short version of the story is this: a man in New York came across a peacock outside a Burger King and started wailing on it, claiming it was really a vampire. I know I should probably feel bad about it since the guy is clearly mentally ill, and the bird had to be euthanized, but it is just so bizarre that I find it amusing. Although I guess the guy could have been sane, but high on something. I don't know if that makes it more or less tragic though. Or more or less amusing.