A 19 year old criminal mastermind in Spokane was arrested after spending $100 on a copier and paper and then attempting to counterfeit enough $10 bills to buy $90 worth of marijuana. I'm sure by now you've grasped the flaw in his plan, but wait, there's more! He was caught by mall rent-a-cops. How shameful is that? Mall security became suspicious after noticing he had locked himself in a family restroom for over an hour.
As one semi-anonymous commenter is noted for say, pot isn't drugs, but I think it's pretty safe to point out that pot doesn't improve the functioning brain cell count either. Trust Scott, don't smoke pot. And since that rhymes, it automatically makes it better than other drug related slogans out there.
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They call it 'dope' for a reason...
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