Meat Wiz

I was thinking today about an exciting new product which I think will make me rich. For some reason I began thinking about cheeze wiz and began wondering why there isn't a meaty counterpart because, well, meat and cheese just go together whether it's on a cracker or on a sammich. That's when it hit me: meat wiz. A meat product in an aerosol can. I know that some of you may be thinking that it sounds odd, or maybe even downright disgusting, but I guarantee that there are people who would eat it. I know Shelvis would give it a try.