Tuesday, December 12, 2006

New competition!
I'm going to start this off with a competition for the cheesiest music video of all time.
Contestant #1: Journey - Separate Ways


Contestant #2: Falco - Der Kommissar


Contestant #3: Van Halen - Pretty Woman


Contestant #4: David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling


Contestant #5: 1985 Chicago Bears - Superbowl Shuffle


Contestant #6: Indian remake of Thriller (thanks Chris) I actually found 2 different versions of this. Not sure which is better.
A:


B:









Today's Poll


  1. Which of these is the cheesiest video of all time?


    Journey


    Falco


    Van Halen


    David Hasselhoff


    1985 Chicago Bears


    Thriller A


    Thriller B















Let the games begin! And suggestions are always welcome.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

'85 bears are the cheesiest. Or maybe I'm just bitter about every team that has ever won a super bowl? Maybe. Nonetheless, mark my words. The '06 Bears are phoney and they will fail...or at least I hope they don't make another terrible video.
Shelvis

Unknown said...

I think a little of your Payton hatin' is kicking in there too.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for wasting four minutes of my life with that Falco video. I really appreciate it.
Although nothing can top Journey. What exactly are they doing down at the boatyards? Playing air instruments and they're totally serious about it. And why is that woman going into that warehouse? We should have the Iraq Commission look into this. It was like the director didn't really have a plan going into this...except that facial hair should be trimmed in an annoying manner.

This is Jamie, by the way.

Anonymous said...

so here's the thing... that Journey video is easily the greatest video of all time. I mean, come one. AIR KEYBOARD? Where do they get this shit? BRILLIANT!

But I vote for Thriller #A

.. Nobody ef's with the RAJ.

Anonymous said...

David Hasselhoff's video is the cheesiest but only by a margin.

Anonymous said...

i vote for david hasselhoff, he's just about the lamest dude ever, and the journey video, well I have to agree with Devon, thats not only the best song of theirs but easily the best video ever! i dont think it should even be in the category because they rock it steady!

Unknown said...

I'm a little disappointed that Van Halen isn't getting any more votes. If you ever wanted to see a hunchback, a samurai, tarzan, a cowboy, and a very effeminate looking (drag queenesque) David Lee Roth saving a woman from a couple midgets, then this is the video for you. I hear it was banned from MTV for some reason.

And Ivy, that Journey video is actually a bad video. It's a fact that you're going to have to accept eventually. That doesn't mean that it isn't a great song though.