It begins

It's been a long time coming, but the blog that the whole world wanted is finally here. With any luck, 3 or maybe even 4 people might see it. I have obviously deluded myself into thinking that somewhere in this world, someone actually gives a crap what I have to say, but that's ok. I have plenty of confidence in my ability to entertain myself. What can you expect to see here? I'm glad I asked that. I forsee lots of posts about sports, music, bacon, movies, and most likely lots of complaining. By the way, if anybody knows how to add some polls in here, there will be some voting from time to time. Enjoy!