Thursday, September 10, 2009
The End Is Near
Last night I began to experience a mildly upset stomach, and as of this morning things have not returned to normal. There is only one possible explanation for this malady - swine flu. EVERYBODY PANIC! It was a good run but everything must come to an end. I will see some of you in the afterlife, to the remainder of you - happy trails. I assume that before Monday I will be gone.
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Are you still alive? I hope you feel better!!!!
I'm pleased to say I survived the ordeal. Others may be less pleased. But the malady formerly knows as the swine flu failed to kill me off. Although it's probably more likely that I just ate something that didn't agree with me.
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