Thursday, September 10, 2009
The End Is Near
Last night I began to experience a mildly upset stomach, and as of this morning things have not returned to normal. There is only one possible explanation for this malady - swine flu. EVERYBODY PANIC! It was a good run but everything must come to an end. I will see some of you in the afterlife, to the remainder of you - happy trails. I assume that before Monday I will be gone.