I just can't stop laughing at this Craigslist ad. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about it is just a little off. Just in case the ad gets pulled I'm going to grab a screen shot of it, so here you go.
If you decide you're going to get some hay, do your best to avoid being stabbed with a pitchfork. I also found this, which nearly brought tears to my eyes.