I know, we've all seen this plot in dozens of horror movies, you go to sleep like you do every night, but in the morning you find out that due to some legislative changes you're suddenly Canadian. On April 17th, the nightmare became a reality for thousands. These poor souls are forced to give up delicious bacon for thinly sliced ham. They will be forced to watch hockey, and maybe even curling. They will have to start mispronouncing words like 'about' and calling knit hats 'tuques'. How is this not a human rights violation? Why won't the UN intervene? Oh, the humanity.
Just look at the terrorist recruitment film produced by the Canadian government and tremble in fear.