How Do You Get This Job?

Friday I posted something about Applebee's and in under an hour had a comment from an Applebee's employee.  In addition, last summer I posted something about Windows 7 and quickly had a comment from a Microsoft employee.  The point of all this?  How do I get a job searching the internet and reading and posting on blogs for a living?  I feel that I am very qualified to do this, and am pretty sure I would enjoy it more than my current position.  I have quite a bit of experience reading and posting to blogs, and I am eloquent enough that I could represent any company in a positive light.  References and a resume are available upon request.