Monday, June 15, 2009
I haven't come up with a name for this new business yet, but I think there are vast quantities of money to be made in the rent a man industry. Don't misunderstand, there is nothing physical involved in this business model, men will simply be available to listen to women complain and to sympathize with them. Say you are a married man and you don't care about what your wife has to say, yet she won't stop talking. Simply rent a man who will follow her around for a while occasionally saying, "uhuh" or, "how did that make you feel?" Or perhaps you're a single woman who chased your last man away because he wouldn't listen to you. Help is now just a phone call away. This is practically a license to print money. Millions of potential clients are in this country alone, and when I go international, my name will be mentioned along side Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Warren Buffet. Now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this exciting opportunity. I am now accepting venture capital.