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I don't know how chucking sammiches became the hottest form of assault, but for the third time in a month, some idiot in Florida was arrested for throwing a sammich at his girlfriend. I don't understand it, but what I do know is that it's wasteful. Kids in Africa are starving and this food related crime must stop. Sammiches are for eating, not fighting, and it's time that became known.