Thursday, February 03, 2011
After seeing a trailer for the Green Hornet recently, I got to thinking: there are a lot of green superheroes. Just off the top of my head, in addition to the Green Hornet there is also the Green Lantern, Green Arrow, and the Hulk. So I got to wondering, is this some sort of conspiracy put forth by the Green Party? Unlikely since the Green Hornet drives a gas guzzler instead of a Prius. Are the Green Bay Packers behind this? Also unlikely since the majority of Green Bay fans aren't clever enough to conspire about anything. The most logical conclusion I was able to draw was that the artists at Marvel (or DC or whoever created the characters) had a bunch of extra green crayons in their box and needed something to do with them. I'm open to other theories though.