Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Introducing Nativity Camel

The latest acquaintance to decide it's a good idea to start a blog so you can irritate a greater number of people than you would on a regular basis is Nativity Camel, aka Jamie. The camel is a moderately amusing man who's hobbies include lying about how great Oregon is, trash talking the UW and Seattle sports in general, working in a library, and not shaving. Currently he is working on cultivating a Grizzly Adams look. And despite being rather lanky and goofy looking in kind of an Ichibod Crane/Ric Ocasek sort of way, women seem inexplicably drawn to him. The only logical explanation I can find is that he must have an abundance of pheromones emanating from him. Long story short, you should check out his site and feel free to ridicule him.

2 comments:

The Chuckman said...

I'm pretty sure women like him because they think he's gay. ;)

Nativity Camel said...

Mr. Camel will not acknowledge the criticisms leveled against him, unless said parties are insinuating that he is incredibly attractive, which is the irrefutable truth. His beard refuses to comment at this time.