Today's special music comes courtesy of local heroes Queensryche.
On an unrelated topic, today's hilarious quote comes to us courtesy of Homer Simpson:
Behold, the tailgate party, the pinnacle of human
Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to
stuff his guts with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others
exercise. What childbirth is to women, eating trunk meats is to the
You don't hear terms like bawanged (pronounced be wang ed) nearly often enough. Your homework assignment is to find some way to work that into a conversation sometime in the coming week.