My fortune cookie today informed me that my popularity will increase. Since my popularity has been waning since approximately 6th grade, this is good news. The cookie was somewhat non-specific as to the details, so I'm hoping that in some cruel twist of fate my popularity will increase posthumously as the world rejoices at my demise. I am currently taking it at face value though, and since said cookie was given to me by an attractive woman, I am assuming that my popularity will increase among attractive women.
I will admit to also being concerned that fortune cookies are not a reliable source of future divination. Take for example the following anecdote: one day after eating some delicious Chinese food, I received a fortune cookie that told me I would receive a raise. Thrilled at this news I went directly back to the office and slapped the fortune on my boss' desk and loudly proclaimed, "Gimme!" Unfortunately this action did not result in monetary gain but instead I received laughter. Since then I've been reluctant to trust news delivered via cookie.