Monday, July 12, 2010
Pray For Mojo
I doubt the validity of this article, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining. Apparently the Taliban is experimenting in gorilla warfare, training monkeys to shoot automatic rifles and mortars at people wearing US military uniforms. No word yet on whether the US is working with insurgent monkeys of their own, but hopefully some strategy is in the works to deal with this. I think I found a new team name for future sports teams I play on though - the terror monkeys. Or maybe the semi-automatic monkeys. Either would make a decent band name also.