Friday, October 05, 2012
Tonight I absolutely stubbed the hell out of my toe. Actually my 3 middle toes on my right foot. Somehow the big toe and pinkie toe were spared, but the other 3 got crushed to the point that it took all the restraint I could muster to keep from shouting profanities loud enough that the neighbors would call the police. I'm of the opinion that a solid toe stubbing is one of the most unpleasant experiences in life. Off the top of my head, the only thing I can think of that is more upsetting is waking up from a dead sleep with a calf cramp. And come to think of it, I'll probably wake up with a cramp tonight just to make this day perfect.