Thursday, February 02, 2012

Andrew Luck

Everyone is fawning over Andrew Luck, and will for at least the next several months, and for good reason.  All I ask is that you please shave that horrible beard before you step on stage in front of a national audience to accept that Indianapolis Colts jersey. 

Every time I see you, Mr. Luck, I'm reminded of the creepy neighbor kid from the Burbs. 

If teams begin to suspect you have a furnace in your basement that you use to dispose of the bodies of hobos you've murdered, it might hurt your draft stock.
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