Every time I see you, Mr. Luck, I'm reminded of the creepy neighbor kid from the Burbs.
If teams begin to suspect you have a furnace in your basement that you use to dispose of the bodies of hobos you've murdered, it might hurt your draft stock.
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Andrew Luck
Everyone is fawning over Andrew Luck, and will for at least the next several months, and for good reason. All I ask is that you please shave that horrible beard before you step on stage in front of a national audience to accept that Indianapolis Colts jersey.
Every time I see you, Mr. Luck, I'm reminded of the creepy neighbor kid from the Burbs.
If teams begin to suspect you have a furnace in your basement that you use to dispose of the bodies of hobos you've murdered, it might hurt your draft stock.
Every time I see you, Mr. Luck, I'm reminded of the creepy neighbor kid from the Burbs.
If teams begin to suspect you have a furnace in your basement that you use to dispose of the bodies of hobos you've murdered, it might hurt your draft stock.
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I agree. That is one ugly beard. But, you never know. Maybe he's hiding even more ugly underneath and removing it will make it worse.
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