In my office there is a significant problem with noisy people. I really, truly hate them all. Of particular note today are a group of women who sit down the hall and are prone to start cackling like witches extremely loudly. They could bring in a cauldron and start casting spells on people and I wouldn't care if they would just STFU. It truly is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Anyway, after an outbreak of maniacal laughter today, one co-worker who shall remain anonymous said without missing a beat, "oh good, the rhesus monkeys we ordered have arrived." It made me laugh and is good enough to be awarded with the coveted quote of the day.