Homer Wisdom

After receiving a fortune cookie reading, "geese can be troublesome" Homer Simpson decided to become a fortune writer. He then came up with the following gems:

The price of stamps will climb ever higher

You will invent a humorous toilet lid

You will find true love on Flag Day

Your store is being robbed Apu

And my personal favorite: You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial

It's so true. Now I really want some Chinese food....