It's Finally Here

Top scientists have been toiling round the clock to develop the next major breakthrough. Certain to change the world, this is certain to be looked back upon as one of the major achievements of our time. As I'm sure you've guessed by now, I'm talking about 3-ply toilet paper. How have we managed to progress this far as a society without it? This is the life changing event we've all been waiting for. And now that this mystery has finally been cracked, the scientist should now be free to find the cure for cancer.