Stay Awake

This is why you don't fall asleep or pass out at a party. You just never know when your 'friends' will decide that it's funny to douse you with cologne and set your crotch on fire, giving you second degree burns on your nuts. Until I saw this, the worst pass out prank I had heard about came from a high school acquaintance. While passed out, some of his friends had written the word 'dickhead' on his forehead with a Sharpie. After sleeping through that, they shaved off one of his eyebrows, not both. When he came to and realized what happened, he proceeded to chase those responsible until the police stopped by and arrested him for being drunk and disorderly. He got to spend the night in prison and have a mug shot taken with one eyebrow and profanity scrawled across his forehead. So let that be a lesson to you. Don't pass out unless your alone.