Necklaces

I was looking at an unusual ornament on a woman's necklace today when I suddenly became concerned that she thought I was staring at her cleavage. I quickly averted my gaze, but then got to thinking, maybe that's why women wear necklaces. The magic of gravity tends to turn a necklace into an arrow of sorts pointing directly at the aforementioned cleavage. Is it possible that this has been the intent all along? A way for women to subtly direct your attention downward? Is it possible that it is entirely subliminal on their part? When this occurred to me today, I was absolutely shocked that I had never considered this before. Perhaps it is this very obliviousness (I'm not sure I didn't just make that word up) which has resulted in my perpetual singletude (I'm pretty sure I did make that one up). But if the light is finally starting to turn on, then there is hope for me yet. Not much, but a faint glow at the end of a very long tunnel.