Beware New York

This is why everyone outside of New York hates New York. If you ever find yourself injured in New York, for God's sake, get to a hospital in New Jersey lest you wind up like the subject of this article. Struck in the head by a wooden beam and the next thing he knows, he's being held down by orderlies while doctors administer a rectal "exam". I suppose that given recent events involving Catholic priests, this sort of situation might conceivably occur in a Catholic hospital, but the article says this was a Presbyterian hospital. Do Presbyterian ministers need some scrutiny now? I'd say so.