I love candy hearts. Sure they are chalky, but so are Tums and I will admit that I like those too. I could eat candy hearts by the handful. While downing some today I began to think that they are kind of brittle and there must be a fair amount of breakage in the manufacturing process. I think they should take all these broken hearts and sell them to lonely people.
I thought this was a brilliant idea, but my test audience that I bounced the idea off of were less enthusiastic. One person claimed that creating a product to basically kick people when they are down is unlikely to be successful. Another claimed that such a product already exists but I have yet to verify that. I, however remain undaunted and firmly believe this idea is a winner.
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Sounds brilliant to me. Where can I get a box?
There is a long and glorious history of kicking people while they're down. Actually, that could be the tagline for a movie about Crawford's life, couldn't it?
P.S. Retraction jackass! :p
Despite the fact that blogger was having all kinds of problems last night, I still posted a retraction as an update on the original post. It took me forever to get it to actually save but it was important enough to me that I fought through all the hardships.
P.S. I'm about to print a retraction of that retraction you uppity chump.
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