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According to this story, some impoverished children in Nicaragua have received a bunch of shirts and hats heralding the Patriots as Superbowl champs. The children, of course, were very happy to receive them despite not having a clue who the Patriots are. I would like to take this opportunity to suggest that these kids put the memorabilia up on ebay. I'm sure some of those clowns in Boston would pay a king's ransom to get their hands on that. Then the kids could use the proceeds to buy all sorts of things. You know what I just realized? Children are not very proficient entrepreneurs.