General Dare

Baseball season is once again upon us, and after hearing Shelvis' account of the Mariner Moose being swarmed by moms, I have a dare in mind.  There is a crisp new five dollar bill in it for the first person who, upon seeing the Moose surrounded by moms, stands up, points at the Moose and shouts, "somebody help, the Moose is being mauled by cougars!"  If you can get it on video and post it online, there's a ten involved.