More Proof That Kids Are Dumb

A 13 year old son of a lawyer (no, that's not a derogatory phrase, his father is a lawyer, but perhaps it should be) in Texas ordered a second credit card from his father's account and proceeded to go on a spending spree. Now if you said that he rented a hotel room, ordered a bunch of junk food, called an escort service and had them send over two $1,000 a night hookers, told said hookers that they were circus midgets, and proceeded to play Halo on his Xbox 360 with the aforementioned hookers, then your powers of insight far surpass mine. But wait, it gets better! This kid said that he one day hopes to be a politician. Sounds like he should be a shoo in.