Arthur Rhodes

With today's glorious return of Arthur Rhodes, I call for another glorious return. The golf cart bringing pitchers in from the bullpen. Old man Rhodes really needs it. I think we could shave a good 20-30 minutes off of a games length using it for him alone. At the very least, the moose could drive out and pick him up in his 4 wheeler and shuttle him to the mound. And maybe run over an opposing player or two on the way in. Start sending your letters to the Mariners now demanding the return of the golf cart. One person can make a difference.